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Welcome! - to the new, amazing, virtual club1 site! WOW!!!
Here you can see the amazing virtual club site.
The benefits of membership include a virtual 2 membership certificate, which members can modify (ie, create) and frame! We strongly suggest modifying this virtual certificate (that is, creating a real certificate), so you will be able to actually see it.
You can read this!
Well, there are some things you can do. Like read this page! and then, you can read it again! Yes!! You may want to not think too much about the footnote above (referenced above, content of note below), but just enjoy - try not to think about the fact that there is pretty much nothing to enjoy; that might take some of the fun out of it.
Please note that unfortunately, there are no membership slots available at the current time [and possibly never will be ... Wwaaahh!!!]. However, you may want to pretend to be a member... Cool!
- 1. This club is so extremely virtual, that some might question the existence of it - but, you can see it - or, well, if you use your imagination, you can pretend that you see it - and that is pretty good!
- 2. Non-existent
- 3. This assumes the existence of said membership, which is probably incorrect; but, Who knows? Perhaps someday there might even be in truth actual membership, with actual benefits - or even features... things can change (but I wouldn't hold my breath!)
- 4. There aren't any rights or privileges; but, who's counting?