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Virtual Club Membership Application Form

Greetings, organic biological entity (human)! You may want to fill out and submit the form below. The submissions MAY be reviewed by our Department of Redundancy Department, once we get such a department. 12 (Review by the Redundancy Dept. would be appropriate, since the form itself is redundant - or perhaps, useless, would be more accurate. ... Who cares, anyway? We will probably just ignore this whole form anyway. Never mind.)

  • 1. Getting the Department of Redundancy Department in place is a current project of our Procrastination Department, with no ETA in the foreseeable future.
  • 2. However, our Virtual Club Virtual Systems Department is aware, which certainly makes all of us feel better! laughing 
 
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This is to acknowledge that this club may be construed as intentionally accommodating virtuality, as virtual, and as virtually (and actually) non-existent.
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Getting the Department of Redundancy Department in place is a current project of the ...